You're about to join the family business... "saving people, hunting things." (Except for the saving people part. Because let's face it, for most of us, this is a one-way ticket to H - E - double hockey sticks.) 

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Which player class is right for you? Each player class takes different amounts of damage from different monsters. 

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Archer: The archer slinks through the dark forest, camouflaged, stealthy and predatory. The sniper of the fantasy world, the archer’s a crack shot, picking off monsters with deadly accuracy. The archer also carries around the Audubon field guide to birds and gets all excited about seeing a yellowbreasted warbler or whatever. (Hey, everyone’s gotta have a hobby, right?)

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Archers are DOOMED vs. Vampires, VULNERABLE vs. Revenants, RESISTANT vs. Werewolves

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Wizard: You’re familiar with Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings, right? Your beard is way too long and you go out in public wearing a bathrobe and a pointy hat. You may be physically weak, but when you point your wand at stuff it blows up or grows tentacles or whatever. Conveniently, no one questions why you spend so much time with children and hobbits.

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Wizards are DOOMED vs. Werewolves, VULNERABLE vs. Vampires, RESISTANT vs. Revenants

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Slayer: Like Buffy, you’re a close-quarters brawler, dispatching monsters with relative speed and efficiency. Also, your only friends are a bookish Englishman and a couple of high school dweebs for some reason, unless you count the occasional fling with that devilishly good-looking, sexy boy vampire. 

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​Slayers are DOOMED vs. Revenants, VULNERABLE vs. Werewolves, RESISTANT vs. Vampires

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​Once you've determined which nerd group.... I mean which class... to join, fill out and submit the form below to complete the unholy blood sigil and make it permanent.